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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..........
A star went supernova sending cosmic radiation towards our solar system,
The year, 1973. The date March 01. While the world sleeps a child breathes his first breath of air on this planet, coolly looks around and asks the astonished nurses where his luggage and equipment is...It would have been an amazing event except the nurses and others present could not understand the language of such an advanced being.
After one year in the Eastern hemisphere I am convinced that I must get to the closest spaceport, so I convince my parents to move to Canada...I am now 365 days old....after spending time gaining strength and the basic skills to operate as an individual on this world I again convince my parents to move to the United States, where a peanut farmer named Jimmy Carter is running things,The year is now 1980, I am very close to my goal. My present location is Orlando,FL this planets Spaceport is only an hours drive away..
Fast forward>>>>> to 1999 location southeastern United States, Orlando FL, Where I have been learning the dialog of this planet and now fluently communicate with the locals. The gravity and food on this planet have altered my past memories, I can now only vaguely recollect a life elsewhere in another galaxy...I've learned the unfortunate fact from N.A.S.A that faster than Light travel has not been developed here .....seems I'm stuck here till the next incarnation. Life is not bad here...I'm in one of this planets most popular vacation spots, have a good occupation, actually several occupations....During the week purchasing Antiques and misc Estates, and conducting large monthly Auctions of these items. At the same time Trading the Stock markets as a daytrader, which in itself is a very interesting line of work...or lack of work . I've become somewhat of an expert on things antique, precious stones, metals, and artwork. Also of great interest to me is all things high tech, which may be cutting edge here are as toddlers toys to me....ahh well....one can hope that a more advanced people contact this planet soon.
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